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Sale Demotivational Poster


UNDERWORLD - It's like Twilight but with hot chicks and a story..


TAGS: nailer twilight underworld kate beckinsale
Rating: 4.44/5

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maoworks2 - January 5, 2012, 6:56 pm
Please Bite Me.
pzykosiz - September 7, 2010, 7:13 pm
nice. 5l's


WHY CAN'T I OWN A CANADIAN -


TAGS: canadian list jesus bible god sean for 25 00 sale
Rating: 4.34/5

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squiros - February 20, 2013, 11:15 am
great questions for anyone learning to read. good news buzzramjet! we ALL get to throw rocks at her! unfortunately not in USA since defer to local govt. anywhere legal, i'd gladly help out =D reply: bible reading comprehension ftw
Buzzramjet - August 11, 2012, 11:26 pm
Hilarious. That thing has been around for about 7 years or so. No one has actually been able to rebut it that I can find. And there are more. Like: I found out my wife was not a virgin when I married her, do I get the police to execute her or can I?
fred - October 18, 2010, 10:37 pm
It's funny, because it's true! :D
WhiteTiger225 - July 19, 2010, 11:13 pm
@#180344 Me thinks thou dost protest too much. Upset that your trimmed beard and hair are going to send you to hell? :p
TweedyMcSchwackerstein - June 14, 2010, 7:08 pm
half that shit's miscontstrued, 2 lions at best...
Ed-Hyde - January 4, 2010, 11:11 am
Ron, if you really wrote that I'd LOVE to see the response.
amina - January 4, 2010, 8:39 am
Never have I been more proud of a motifaker then I am now. I must once again bow down in awe of your talent.
spacedog - December 23, 2009, 7:27 pm
Excellent Ron, 5Ls. If you're heading north, I might know where you could rent some Canadians. The maple leafs aren't doing anything much these days.
Zed - December 23, 2009, 6:23 pm
Ron, you win. 5 F'ed-up lions, dude!
CANADA - December 23, 2009, 4:17 pm
that would defiantly make them think
Derek - December 23, 2009, 3:03 pm
A inconsistency exposure of biblical proportions.
aesop's folly - December 23, 2009, 2:26 pm
5/5 for the win
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 12:39 pm
Welcome back..."who gimme 5, gimme 5, 5, gimme 5....Sold!! to the Guiness drinker in the back. Pick up your canadian on your way out, sir."
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 12:15 pm
This is fucking beautiful, Ron! 5 bible thumping lions for you. I hope you enjoy them. Daniel did.
R.S.Jake - December 23, 2009, 12:06 pm
I got my Canadian on ebay! It came down to the last minute, but I got the winning bid!
rerun - December 23, 2009, 12:05 pm

I cannot own a Canadian because they live to far North, the purchase price would have to be offset by the travel price required to make the purchase. So far, not one dealer is willing to deal. Guess the economy is on a rebound.


DON'T TAKE CHANCES -


TAGS: people just wont die in jerusalem
Rating: 4.46/5

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Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 12:17 am
Keep it up the good work
TheWiceMan - April 1, 2010, 12:15 am
I'll remember that to next time
Faceplant31 - March 31, 2010, 11:50 pm
5l but - 1 for no title. A title would have sealed this one fantastically wice


ADVERTISING - Makes stupid people buy things.




WE'LL SHOW THAT 1 PERCENT -


TAGS: walmart sale protests
Rating: 4.71/5

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SkylaGirl108 - November 26, 2011, 7:43 pm
lol


KATE BECKINSALE - This is definitely one MILF. Can I get a witness?


TAGS: kate beckinsale girl women naked nude hot milf m i l f
Rating: 2.78/5

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KDC - August 18, 2010, 2:58 pm
hell yes
ravage - October 14, 2009, 2:08 pm
i wouldnt even give a sh*t if she had a bush, or smoked... NOTHING would make me not want to bone the fu*k out of that!
stu - June 20, 2009, 5:56 pm
anyone who comments on here is gay
NJL - June 16, 2009, 8:07 pm
i'd tap that as often as i could
Wolfie - April 9, 2009, 10:02 am
nothing could make happier then to trade places with her husband
TJ - April 9, 2009, 3:56 am
AMEN.
ozfactor - December 18, 2008, 2:06 am
FUCK YESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! would x 1,676,987,629,642
:) - October 24, 2008, 4:39 pm
If she stopped smoking she could have me
Nobody - October 24, 2008, 4:07 pm
Yet another I'd switch for.


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TAGS: retail sales zombies army military customers
Rating: 2.45/5


NOW THAT'S CLASS - Yep us Rednecks has it alright. But only when it's on a sale.




DEATH OF A SALESMAN -




BestBuy Employees II -




SALE OF THE CENTURY -




USELESS ALL DAY LONG -


TAGS: got the woman who brouth it home for sale too
Rating: 4.71/5

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boeweizer - August 31, 2010, 9:51 pm
cmon its just garfield, give him some lasagna and he'll act like he's getting rid of squeak


BOOK SALE!! - ....... You know, if your up for a bargain




BARGAINS - Aren't always what they seem




ADVERTISING LOGO'S - The wrong one will cost you sales




VAPOR-WARE - Vapor-ware is always easier to sell because there's no limit to what it can do.




REVENGE OF THE EX-WIFE -


TAGS: revenge ex wife yard sale
Rating: 4.33/5

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R.S.Jake - April 8, 2010, 4:06 pm
Been to one of these before! But I got there late, the '69 Corvette was gone by then...sold for $500. I cried. Got some nice tools though!


Customer Service -


TAGS: sales 9 to 5 customer service customers
Rating: 2.59/5
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 20, 2008, 12:12 pm
It's true. Could have kept the Doom logo in it and it still would have been true. I've had to many friday nights like this, kinda.


For Sale -


TAGS: evil lair sale ashson
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - February 2, 2014, 10:14 am

I will have you know Greeny that my doctor said cardio workouts are good for me
lgvernon - February 1, 2014, 10:15 pm

Hey!!! Did you guys paint my little pink bungalow? Where's my pink bungalow?
Greeny - February 1, 2014, 9:39 pm
lol @ rerun - he huffs and puffs, but mostly because there's no elevator
rerun - February 1, 2014, 9:03 pm

Look dude, I have no idea who you are or what you think you are doing, but this is tha last time I'm gonna tell you the Motifake HQ isn't for sale.


GOING TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET -




THE KINDNESS OF STRANGERS -




A HOME OF MY OWN -




GOOD NEWS FOR WAL-MART GREETERS. - Wal-Mart is offering an employee discount on all caskets


TAGS: casket sale walmart
Rating: 4.86/5

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MPsniper - March 6, 2013, 4:47 am
they can incorporate that into their dead peasant insurance policies.


HOARDING - We're gonna need a bigger garage.


TAGS: fish sale sign
Rating: 4.33/5

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FEMININE LOGIC -


TAGS: china day a man will pay 10dollar for a 5dollar item he needs a woman will pay 5dollar for a 10dollar item she doesnt need but its on sale
Rating: 4.08/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 3:44 pm
That is because they have no REAL logic. They're like progs, it's all feeeeeeeel.
Produceman117 - February 10, 2010, 6:40 pm
Amen, Grey.
camden - February 10, 2010, 4:24 pm
Ooh an abacus, thats easy to understand!


THE IKEA SALE -




SMILING BEER VENDOR - Even if you HATE the stuff...you brought beer today because she asked you to. That's the power of a great smile.




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SIX WORDS - I'm voyeuristic, I'll tap then watch!


TAGS: six words voyeuristic kate beckinsale
Rating: 1.84/5

More motifakes by Charles

energy - October 21, 2008, 10:18 pm
lame tunnel


FOR SALE -


TAGS: sale hot tub man woman
Rating: 4.69/5

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Sho - July 15, 2012, 9:42 am
Y U NO ADD WOMEN! 5L


HONEST LAWYER PUB -


TAGS: business for sale
Rating: 4.69/5

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Derek - August 5, 2010, 3:53 am
You're going where?? Ha ha, pull the other one!


REALITY -


TAGS: consumer sales marketing prostitute hourly
Rating: 4.67/5

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agdaniele - November 18, 2010, 9:43 pm
It's because she's latin, isn't it moooo?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 17, 2010, 11:56 am
I am Mooooooo+ and I would like more Booty and less black and white cleavage...I'd also like some pizza pops. 5L.
Reality Lord - November 17, 2010, 11:17 am

I am Reality Lord and i approve this message.


BAKE SALE! - mmmmmmmmmm




BACK PAIN -


TAGS: back pain police sale mattress
Rating: 4.45/5

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agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:56 pm
LMAO! It's not a party without it!
rerun - June 12, 2010, 4:51 pm

and a slight hint of KY Warming lube (cherry/vanilla if you really want to know)
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:49 pm
I bet it smells like sweat, latex and Exclamation perfume.


CARNIES -


TAGS: carnies salesman february motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.41/5

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TheGoat - February 5, 2010, 2:57 am
I would have said "It's all in the marketing!" 5L
GreyScorpion - February 4, 2010, 8:42 pm
SOLD to the bigtailed grey guy in the back!! 5L, sorry derek
GodsWorshipMe - February 4, 2010, 6:40 pm
I can't be sure, she won't turn around!
Derek - February 4, 2010, 5:48 pm
Precious few hands have gone up. Could there have been better slaves?


STEROIDS - Never trust a shady alley seller




SALE - Hey, the sign said "Buy One, Get Half Off on the Next" Read the contract next time!




THE NEGATIVE -




WOMEN - They can't resist a sale !!




REAL ESTATE - She Has A Great Sales Technique !!




BARGAINS -




CSS SALES - Getting shit* done *Nothing


TAGS: css sales
Rating: 2.17/5

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FEMALE SALE - HAVING TROUBLE MEETING WOMEN NOW YOU CAN BUY ONE AT YOUR LOCAL SUPERMARKET.


TAGS: femal sale
Rating: 1.95/5

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WhiteRaven - January 13, 2009, 6:02 am
I'd hit that...frequently.
Kung-Fu Devil - November 9, 2008, 2:08 pm
Looks like a guy...


WATCH OUT...... - It's a fire sale on guns. Get them before the Baroness does!!!


TAGS: baroness fire sale
Rating: 1.75/5

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LURCH - September 25, 2009, 2:46 pm
Holy crap!! Sarah Palin is the Baroness? I may not vote for her in 2012, well...she is still hot!! OK ya got my vote


FOR SALE... -


TAGS: sale baby shoe ernest hemingway
Rating: 5/5

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M0rd3kaI - December 3, 2012, 10:14 am
I just see that the kid had some fun in the mud and piss of the animals of the land without worrying about his feet... so, everyone that is pessimistic... go step in some dog crap... 5L
falloutghoul - December 3, 2012, 8:33 am
On the optimist perspective, the baby refused to wear the shoes.
Rick69 - December 3, 2012, 8:18 am
Thanks fellas... As you can see, it's not my work... But it definitely pulled a heart string for me... So it's only fair I spread that feeling... : )
GaryO - December 3, 2012, 7:03 am
Ohhhh, at first I thought; Wow Ernie, great pick up line! OK, serious…good’n Rickie
Sho - December 2, 2012, 11:05 pm
5 baby coffins
crankyhead - December 2, 2012, 8:21 pm
Well, I'm depre55ed.
MissPriss - December 2, 2012, 7:52 pm
Ohhhh Slick that's soooo sad, 5L, but a very sad 5L.


SPECIFY -




Confidence -




take a picture, it'll last longer -


TAGS: sales electronics marketing prices to hell with it all
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - August 28, 2013, 11:11 am
I remember my first 250G external hard drive (bought to use as backup storage) costing $180 then a year later, the same thing was selling for $99 :-P


Mind Games -




YARD SALE SEASON -


TAGS: coffin forsale humor
Rating: 4.91/5

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lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 9:00 am

Oh, noooo! Aunt Edna says she'd never live with a maaaaan!
Silverheart - June 10, 2013, 3:57 am

Sooo... how much for the casket? It'd look nice in my man cave, next to my guitar stuff.
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 9:14 pm

Well, it WAS only used once...
falloutghoul - June 9, 2013, 8:53 pm
At least the casket will sell for cheaper than they usually do.
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 6:18 pm

That's a REAL yard sale!~
PapaFox - June 9, 2013, 6:11 pm
My sister had a yard sale -- and sold the house. O.o


BestBuy Employees -




PLASTIC SURGERY -




Behind the Times? -




Wives -




FUNDRAISING -




corporate managers -


TAGS: corporate managers retail sales white glove take three lol
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 30, 2013, 2:01 am
Thank you, Igvernon. Glad you like it. I've worked way too long in retail as you can tell.
lgvernon - October 29, 2013, 12:10 pm

Good one, Cynic!~~5L


THE GS 1L MOTI SHORTS OF DEATH -


TAGS: found at a local retail store on the sale rack and there were lots
Rating: 4.21/5

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GreyScorpion - April 11, 2010, 10:49 pm
to resist, was futile
phydeaux - April 11, 2010, 10:46 pm
I aw these and my FIRST thought was GS SHORTS! My second was I HAVE TO GET A PIC AND GET THIS UP ON MOTIFAKE! My life is completely controlled by moti now. I have been assimilated. Thanks GS.
GreyScorpion - April 11, 2010, 10:01 pm
Chicks be diggin' me in those beauties!! 5L oh yeah, and they're guaranteed to change you from Tenor to Soprano when they get wet.


PLANE TALK -


TAGS: bakesale
Rating: 3.13/5

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Derek - October 17, 2010, 5:52 pm
That's pretty much what's happened chez nous.


AT LEAST... - ...it lives up to its name.




SALES TRAINING -




Stupid Idiots! -


TAGS: yard sale sign fail
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - August 9, 2016, 7:07 am
Outstanding ^^^^^Up


Thanksgiving 2014 -


TAGS: modern prayer black friday sales
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 16, 2014, 2:25 pm
I Love when crotchety gets into the ho5Liday spirit!
Oldsod - November 15, 2014, 9:30 pm
Yup...'ti5 the season to whomp the ever lovin' crap out of your fellow man because they beat you to a parking spot...


Final Sale -


TAGS: sales life comparison limit one find favourite person
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - November 18, 2016, 5:46 am
Video that goes with this https://www.facebook.com/miltonnevesoficial/videos/1543964855617307/


Suspicions -


TAGS: stores meat sales cheap what me worry
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

concern3 - August 16, 2017, 4:29 am
Excellent job, UP yours
JesusWept - August 15, 2017, 9:36 am
Excellent ^^^^^Up


WOULDN'T IT SELL QUICKER... -


TAGS: real estate sales haunted house
Rating: 5/5

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ScorpioSeven - March 21, 2016, 5:52 am
I'll inform the seller...
mizzdizz - March 21, 2016, 5:37 am
A haunted house? Okay, NOW you're talkin', but I want a HUGE drop in the price! ^!!!!!


Sales Stands -




Salesmanship -


TAGS: lies dishonesty marketing sales deception
Rating: 4.75/5

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Onegin - July 28, 2015, 10:07 am
Thank you. Yes I have. They used to come around my farm all the time.
mizzdizz - July 28, 2015, 12:12 am
LOL! Swamper humor! You ever SMELL one of these things? 5 L


salesmanship -




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